Disclaimer: I have super vision, super sight and amazing people watching skills.
So I'm in the corner of the club with my beer. Tonight I'm at a nice little spot PutItOnMe. Been there quite a bit. But I'm not really a regular. It's a busy-ish night, it being a Friday. Cool vibes, good music.
So I notice these two girls. Sisters probably. No best friends. They've clearly just come from work because they're dressed oh so official. Must've been a hard week.
So they're having shots and drinking and complaining about life and work, the usuals. Girl A tells Girl B that she's fed up with corporate world and is drafting her resignation letter. I felt that one. Girl B says she wishes she had that choice. I felt that one too. Gosh we're all just living the same life huh??
So Girl A gets a phone call and is blushing. It's obviously a guy duuuuh. Girl A tells B that a mandem is coming to join them. Not her mandem, yet, just a person of interest. So Girl B decides to also call her person of interest so that she's not stuck third wheeling.
Pause. I need another beer. Also. I need to give these girls names because Girl A and Girl B is tiring to say. So it'll be Anathema and Briseis.
And we proceed.
So Anathema's mandem comes. Smart looking fella. Cute. Not too tall. Not skinny. Had a nice chunk to him. Adorable would probably be the word you'd use to describe him. He literally looked like the word Aaaw. So baby girl is happy to see this gentleman, she's smitten and it shows. Then Briseis' mandem arrives as well and all is hunky dory. Everyone's vibing and dancing and having drinks. It's a good time.
Just when I was about to be bored of watching them because really nothing was happening, Anathema's mandem gets up to go say hi another girl. A coworker, he came and told our babes. And he proceeded to tell her how he used to have a crush on her and everyone in the office said they should go out. Lol!! Aaaw is beginning to look like Naaw!! Anathema is a poor sweetie asking about why they just didn't go out and rubbish questions like that. Aaaw mumbles something about how he tried but she didn't want him and then when she wanted him, he didn't want her anymore. I told y'all he's a Naaw.
Pause. Bathroom break. Beer really goes right through you, huh. Oh my girls are heading to the bathroom as well. Be right back!!
And we're all back! But Anathema's mans is missing. They ask Briseis' mandem where Aaaw is. He says the coworker lady came to talk to him and he got up and went somewhere together. Anathema wasn't amused. But she said she wouldn't let anything destroy her night out so she got shots and danced.
I danced too! After like 40 minutes, mandem still wasn't back. Anathema was getting visibly concerned. No, her facial expressions were moving from concerned to irritated to disappointed. She called him, no answer. Again. No answer. She texts him. Nothing. Briseis and mandem tell her to just keep having fun and ignore it all. 50 minutes later, Naaw appears!! (now he's definitely a Naaw) Talking about how he was on the phone with his dad. His dad needed something. At 3AM???? y'all, even I got mad. Ana babes doesn't even argue she just says cool. Briseis is the one interrogating him asking where he went with the coworker after he left with her and why tf he took so long. Naaw just there murmuring insisting he was talking to his dad. Yeah, Suuuure. Our Ana babes just tells them to drop it she doesn't want drama.
Now they want to leave and go somewhere else. They collected their stuff and were getting ready to leave. Naaw looking around like he's looking for something. Our dear dear Anathema realizes mandem is looking for ol' coworker and she tells him to go say bye. Naaw, who's slowly becoming a Hell Naaw, rushes to go say bye to his lil friend. Briseis and man's walk ahead. Sweet Ana stands waiting for this joker.
Then suddenly Anathema's face drops. I check to see what she's seen. Mandem is busy kissing coworker!!!! Oh he's definitely a HELL NAAAAW!!!! Our poor babes just stood there looking sad then quickly switched up and smiled so that it doesn't look like she was affected. Oh you KNOW she was affected. I felt that shit. My heart sunk and broke on her behalf. Babes just stood there waiting for this No Way In Hell!!! Man. I even felt tired and decided to go home.
No Way in Hell scurried back to smiling Anathema who even waved goodbye to the coworker. Y'all!!! I CANNOT. Now I'm behind them on the way out and Ana babes is asking Never Ever why he would do that in front of her. Mandem is mumbling some ish about oh she pulled me in, I didn't do anything, she did it, I wasn't hesperring it. Then he switched up on Ana babes, and started asking her why she's angry at nothing, why she thinks he'd do that to her, is that what she thinks of him. Then, fine if that's what you think of me I'm the bad guy, how can you be mad at something that wasn't my fault. Then killer statement "you shouldn't have been looking, I expected you to have gone ahead with Briseis. Why were you waiting for me."
Yaaaaall!!!! I just can't. I refuse to can. Our sweet babes says nothing just silently walks and finds the others and they all get into a cab, Not Worth It as well.
I'm sad now. I hope wherever Ana babes is, she's still not associating with Never In A Million Years. I wonder if he ended up with the coworker. Bottom tier mandem.
Until Next Night,
Nos.ey for Probably Asleep.